Tacko Bruiseday

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

Reenactment of the scene

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

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FIFY

They’ve got an entire office building filled with qualified people working on how best to absolutely fuck this up. They’ve spared no expense.

Maybe they’ll make Jill Ellis coach and start him at right back.

That’s FORMER team captain Nabil Dirar to you!

This is a major sponsor of tomorrow’s public tank fucking.

I’ve been fine with the goofs so far but I would caution the team that in the event of a goal against the Netherlands they should be careful with any finger in the dike celebrations

I made the mistake of going to the comments under a tweet about her White House visit comments. It was predictably bad, but I did discover a good term for all the flag-humpers and anthem worshipers...

James Dolan was born on third, meandered back to second and yelled “TOUCHDOWN!”

I would’ve at least expected Tim Ream to be caught out of position on this question.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

They probably use the exact same "look what you made me do" logic when they beat their wives.

I would just like to say that your attempt to compare a rich white fan/owner shoving a player, who had zero interaction with him or his family, because he felt entitled to do so, to a well known black GM being stopped by a cop, supposedly because his visible credentials weren’t visible enough, and then allegedly being…

“It’s not something we wanted to have happen. It didn’t have to go this route,” says spokesperson for sheriff’s office that has chosen to make this happen by going this route.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

Feel like these are all my little brothers. Standing on things, screaming Oh My Gawd until hoarse, throwing beer (for chrissakes) were all things I did on May 13, 2012 as a Man City Fan. Glad to have so many more who can relate to the ecstasies of losing your entire shit over a soccer match.