Holy shit! That was the most fun I’ve ever had at a professional sporting event! Everyone lost their minds after the second goal once the Sharks were back into it, then when they scored the equalizer to quickly people were going nuts: high fiving, hugging, crying in the aisles, a fat lady barfed in her purse, I’m…

to New Jersey, which is a hell of an upgrade if you ask me

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

I understand that Harden is upset, but before making comments like these after games he should just take a step back and then take a step back and think.

I think most NBA teams would rather he “quit” and save himself for a long, marketable future in the NBA than play a few more bullshit games for the horny NCAA

maybe they only let the tall ones fuck and the little ones get put in the soup

My kids fully understand I live by this mantra in every possible competitive anything in our household. Not only will father beat you, he will destroy you, and berate you while doing it. Fuck the “building character” cliche, I let em know the truth.

“If you need a refresher on the whole imbroglio...”

Beautiful goal, but holy shit that volley at 0:11 deserves mention as well. Even though it was saved, to get that clean of a hit on a ball coming from that height and from that far away. Great save by the keeper on that absolute rocket.

fine on my 2013 macbook pro.

I like this because it reminds us that no matter how rich or successful a professional athlete might become they all started from the same place, being the children of rich, successful professional athletes.

There is nothing more Spurs than Son Heung Min leading his team to the necessary 2-0 victory over Germany and still getting knocked out of the tournament.

If North Korea can party with the United States, South Korea can party with Mexico. 

technically its an incel phone

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

The Warriors or Cavs (ha) should say “damn, we were going to come.” Then Trump will be all like “These young men are patriots. Invite is back on.” Then the Warriors or Cavs should just send a shirtless JR Smith to dribble out the rest of the term.

Love the cop in the back laughing his ass off and making no attempt to help.

You had a brief window of opportunity to get that joke in before I did.

He should have stuck with fencing.

Yeah, is anyone surprised? The most likely answer was that Thanos is going to curb-stomp everyone in Infinity War, with an ending of “he wins.”