“Don’t judge ‘Hot Librarian’ book by its cover! Sure, I’m hot and you may assume I just wear glasses to ‘look’ smart, but at least I know what the Dewey Decimal System is and how to use it, you piece of shit!”

Cars & Coffee will never be the same; well, actually it will be exactly the same.

They also cost a lot more. But yes, it’s easier to wring power out of a V8 than a V6.

Answer to the Ford Bronco? Nah...maybe their answer to the first gen Ford Escape.

Taking a ticket and driving home was not an option. Maybe it was an option for the officer to use some discretion, however he followed the letter of the law which meant the car could not be operated on Massachusetts roads until registration was taken care of. Basically the police ordered it towed, we had no choice.

I’ve had cops let me drive home on expired tags, but they don’t have to. If they want to be pricks, they can tow it.

The tow truck driver didn’t give you a ride? After all he was going to your house, no?

Just last week, I was driving home from work in my 1997 Ranger.

I have a story that is more from my parents perspective, but I was there.

Don’t knock the built in vacuum cleaner. Next to seat belts, intermittent wipers, air bags, and the ejector seat it is the best idea ever fitted to a car.

Am I the only one who is a bit scared for the general public because of idiots who buy these cars and can’t control them properly?

I get everyones frustration, but I personally like snagging little tidbits. Yes its obviously annoying that its like a 3 month long striptease of an old car... but dammit atleast they are doing something. Chevys over in a corner making diesel hatchbacks with bad commercials, Hyundai is making v8 LuxoBarges, and Ford’s…

I need someone to take a measuring tape the tell me the difference between the interior space of a CTS and a Prius. Having driven both, I got money on the Prius being slightly larger.

Wimp.
My parents instilled the fear of the backhand if we ever misbehaved on long road trips.

By the way, if the overflow tube is long enough you can wire a bottle up to it where the tube’s in the bottom, you’ll stop losing coolant.

At what point in this journey does Jeep itself get involved in promoting it? The halfway point? If/when this old heap actually somehow makes it to Moab? I mean, talk about a fun marketing opportunity.

Sounds more like you’re in a B-17 than a Willys in that first video!

I know I know, it’s not a “one size fits all” rant. But as you know, there are many of us out there that can’t do without the extra space. :)

The Pious I had for a short time (I refer to this time in my life as “the automotive dark ages”) was a fucking mansion compared to the Tokyo studio apt that was my Miata.

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