Patton Oswalt makes a great Penguin

Probably. Then again, Batman fans seem to have a general hard-on for anything batmobile...maybe a car fetish?

Just napping.

Yep. Basically, not supporting it means I hate it, and them. Regardless.

I’m not doing it because:
1) I’m not that obsessed with FB.

If you need a guide to tell you what camera to buy, you should probably get a nice beginner dSLR because you care enough to do some research but you don’t yet know enough to not need a basic buying guide.

A hatchback or a wagon that is raised up a couple of inches.

A big SUV is the perfect vehicle for a family. Can haul everyone, all their crap, and a full size trailer behind it for all the “truck stuff.” 13 years ago the Excursion could tow 11,000lb, so imagine what a new one could do. With that said, it would just be easier to get a Suburban/Yukon XL/Escalade ESV and put a…

A guy down the street has 2 of them.

It’s called an FLA (field litter ambulance). We have two here, but we use the regular ambulance for pretty much everything.

How many people are clamoring for a Ford Excusion nowadays?

That’s actually not too far off. Also sounded a lot like violins for most of the video.

That’s not Catwoman. That’s B-Ko...

Since this post, I've spent an hour or so looking up what someone can do to these vehicles. Cummins TD with 700 HP/1000 Ft/Lb torque, 6 Speed Allison Transmission, and a personalized interior. Still cheaper than an H1 Alpha.

Maybe this will help drive down the ridiculous prices on used Jeep Wranglers.

I doubt it. China has 20+ car companies with the majority of them domestic makes and no company capturing more than 20% of the market. Zoyte is even smaller than Tesla in terms of total annual revenue.