. . . I think Jalopnik secretly has a crush on this guy, or else they wouldn't have made two storys of this guy in one day.

SuburbStar ? 0_o

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

...as a lover of old 80' Suburbans and a soft spot for Aerostars...

I was about to say that too.

...I miss our old Aerostar XL Swb

-_-

I survived the Bidet experience a few months back...

.....There you go :D

I meant the transit connect , chill out.

...I like how it improves on the Camry's ugly butt...

....I like it...

ford did it first... Don't pull that it looks like a Hyundai crap on us.

Durango is one of the Best lookin Suv's on the road now..

Well Durango name is already trademarked by Fiat/Chrysler Motors.

HMM

...Really now :/

Ditched Henry when he told me to go with the guy, Made it to Ohio in two days.

...I got sold...

whatever car you currently have. due to how much the trip will cost :P