Pardon me, but do you have any yellow mustard?

That’s how Comment of the Day works. The commenter above made this comment on the article about her stepping away from the driver’s seat, which we published today. It’s not a coincidence. 

Auto Industry: Your cars aren’t safe. We need to make them bigger, uglier, heavier, more automated, more complicated, and less fun.

America: K. *buys motorcycles*

Eventually they will sell 40,000 911s but each one will be a different model.

Does the ongoing SUV apocalypse have you down?  Here’s some good news: 

Ah yes, this is all just a cult of personality thing. It’s not like it’s really cool and noteworthy that a politician shouted out and then made a guest appearance on a prominent British LeftTuber’s charity stream and voiciferously defended trans rights the whole time. It’s not like a politician showing an interest in…

Listen. I’m in love with AOC just like everyone else (seriously... SWOON), but she is dead fucking wrong about something.

2012 Clubman S....club. Had mine for about a year and I love it. It’s like a tiny van

Ferrari 250 Europa

Lancia Flaminia Berlina

Those Camry wagons are sweet though! I’m on my second one currently. Totalled my first one and then stripped everything to rebuild the second I got for $300. Removed and then replaced engine, trans, brake/fuel lines, gas tank, exhaust, rear brake assembly, front suspension, rear hatch, and rear subframe. Only thing I…

You raise CYA to an art form. 

British Leyland did it earlier:

Datsun 280C wagon.

I see your 2 rear wipers, and raise you 3 front wipers.

I am but a slave to the competitive capitalist dogma I spend every waking moment of my life bitching about.

... And cost $35,000.... And weighed 2,900lbs!

But if only it had a manual!

Here come all the people that weren’t going to buy one anayway proclaiming that they aren’t going to buy one.

“AM I NOT BEAUTIFUL????”