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Counter-point: Self-checkout (when properly configured and working) is the best.

Let’s be clear: the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people is projecting. It’s that simple.

It’s too bad they took out Stagg at UOP or they could have played a couple Home/away games in Stockton! Imagine the excitement/grievous bodily stabbing injuries that would have generated!

“Guys we’re desperate. Doesn’t anyone have anywhere that our team would be welcome?”

It’s probably not fair to completely gut the little fellow here, but this being Deadspin, fair ain’t got nothin’ to do with it.

He got better

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

Stealth/3000GT/GTO is the easiest answer, I keep forgetting they’re not RWD.

Look at the proportions!

He could have at least tweeted, “17 years since September 11th! SAD!”

It’s almost like these people (Conservatives) never think this shit through.

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

More like Pooperintendent amirite

This is an incredible article. I only visited New Mexico once and I did find it beautiful. I love the desert, I love the weather, but I’m also mixed race and I find the Native vs European narrative to be a little isolating. Most Latinos have both Native and European heritage. Culturally that European heritage is more…

This is exactly why I’ve never signed with the Yankees

I mean, 7-Eleven did do Simpsons donuts when the movie came out as part of a larger promotional push with Squishee cups and crap*.

Ironically, he could use some work on his offensive lines.

In fairness, if Virginia had scored 21 more points, they would’ve won.