How to improve Tesla build quality.

He may be an Old Guardian of craft brewing, but this Inevitable Adventure could lead to their Ruination.

I’m all for sticking it to the man, but Koch really comes across like an Arrogant Bastard in that video.

I hope he gets some help, mental illillness on sailing ships is no joke.

Along with vomiting the side effects of Mom’s Spaghetti include sweaty palms, weak knees, heaviness in the arms, nervousness and short-term memory loss, speech impediment and choking. If you experience these symptoms, even if you look calm and ready to others, please contact your physician immediately.

Despite all his names, he is still just a rat in a cage!!!

Fucking moron.

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

I currently sit at a 30min commute each way to and from work, and I will say that I thoroughly enjoy that amount of commuting time. It’s the perfect amount to sit back, decompress a bit, and separate yourself from the work day.

“We should not be teaching children, period, how to have sex.”

I’m genuinely shocked that an Australian pilot asked people to pray considering Australia is the least religious place I’ve ever lived.

The trailer shows camels.

“Flat Earther Does Something Dumb.”

“You were the chosen one! You were suppose to bring balance to the Porsche!”

“Honey you promised me you were going to take down that crappy metal shed this weekend ... remember?”

I’ll always remember her as Mr. F

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

Horse drawn carriages were also the shit back in the day.