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This dumbass is so cocksure that this man is a threat, THAT HE PUTS HIS OWN CHILD IN “DANGER” TO PROVE A POINT?!

It’s just like my dad always says...
*three minute voicemail of ambient traffic noise and AM radio*

Were any of this world cup’s games played on turf? I’m pretty sure they were all grass. Europe really doesn’t have many turf stadiums.

Uh, FIFA has been publicly shamed for years now and has shown absolutely no regard for any of it. They’re fine with putting up with a couple hours of shame for tens of millions of dollars in bribes. The men you know are just more petty than most European oligarchs.

The floodgates opened up after that.

I really wish I liked his music more that I do. Can’t knock the hustle.

Piers is seldom not the biggest cunt of the day.

VAR giveth and VAR taketh away — but Alyssa Naeher will haunt your dreams and Alex Morgan will sip tea over your grave. 

Press for woman of the match: England got no service at all from her side. Always nice to see an attacker causing havoc with work rate and angles, unless you’re marking them.

If England is upset, they can come over here and burn down the White House again. 

Excellent analysis Luis. Thank you!

Technically, this is supposed to be the “ac...

ApathyMonger sure seems to care a lot.

How can you tell the difference? Amirite?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAlonelyHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You’re a little late for permanent brain damage, that ship has sailed.

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

(bees swarm the comments section)