(sound of crickets)

In case you didn’t read the article, you wouldn’t get charged with that.

“Nation that hasn’t won jack since 1966 wonders what it’s like”

Yeah, man, it’s almost like drivers are getting grumpy when bikes put themselves at risk, and bikers are getting grumpy when others are putting THEM at risk. So weird!

Bikes don’t kill people. Cars do. 

It’s extremely rare that a cyclist puts anyone in danger by not being “experienced in driving in traffic.” It’s even more rare that a cyclist would put anyone besides themselves in danger by doing so. On the other hand, car drivers are piloting around several tons of metal at very high speeds, so when they fuck up…

I never want to hear about the NBA having the greatest fans on Earth when none of them have tried to murder James Dolan.

Can I give you a negative star for that cold take ?

Having spent the weekend on a boat with nothing but country playing and hearing the phrase “drinking beers and shooting queers” more than once, I’m going to go with not very well. 

This is getting better and better.
The kid that destroyed country music in 2019 is not only black, but gay ? I love this so much. 

England and Germany are both ranked higher than France.

Her arms were straight down. That is not a handball. End of discussion.

They didn’t call repeated handballs by the French early, a silhouette shot will never get called.

They’re white. 

That’s not a zoo escape drill. It’s Japan’s hottest new game show Happy Fun Time Seal Lunch for Angry Bear. Nobody’s quite sure how it’s played, but everyone knows it’s awesome.

It’s not really her fault; some idiot asked her about it. It’s not like she “chose to take this stance” by scheduling a press conference to announce she wouldn’t go. Someone interviewing her asked her a question, and she answered the question presented to her.

All good points, but Rapinoe also celebrated a goal too much, so who’s really the bad one here?

Read the room. If you don’t know how to do that, keep your mouth shut.

If you think that the Netherlands were perfect against Japan, particularly in the second half when the Japanese attack sliced them open repeatedly, then you and I have a different definition of perfect. 

I have a better idea: move to the West Coast. Being a fan of sports out here is great. NFL at 10 am on Sunday? You bet! NBA Playoff games at 5 pm? Sign me up! MBL/NHL/MLS matches that also benefit from this? Probably!?!