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I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”

You act like this kind of thing is unusual:

Joke: missed.

Nothing will ever beat the chemistry between Fraser and Weisz in the original two Mummies (so glad they never made a third), but I’ll check this out. Maybe it won’t suck!

He said ‘Castro is OUR Hitler’. OUR as in Cuba’s, a small island nation. There was no claim of ‘equivalent to scale.’

This story makes no sense for so many different reasons, but for the record, I’m totally cool with peeing nearly anywhere. I personally pee in my bathroom’s second sink. Every time. Wake up in the middle of the night with a boner: pee in the sink. Easier to aim, obviously. Wake up in the middle of the night without a

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

Can I start a discussion or ask something without being yelled at, or worse, destarred? Am I the only one here that doesn’t get the huge deal with this list?

Hey this time you actually mentioned the victims. That is a big improvement over previous. It is important to remember why the people you choose to give a voice to are rightfully on death row. You forgot to mention that the scumbag laughed during the mother’s victim impact statement during the penalty phase of his

Unreadable. He’s trying too hard to sound literate. It distracts me from what he is actually saying. A translated version should have been made available

I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

I seriously can’t tell if this article is satire. The woman “Danielle” sounds like a complete narcissist who absolutely refuses to accept a sincere apology multiple times, climbs leaps and bounds above the chain of command to the CEO of the company, gets a month paid leave, and comes back expecting what exactly? Did

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways

This is a real shrewd way to stick it to the bosses. Good on you guys, Deadspin.

Seems like he was in denial.

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.