The most hilarious movie since The Happening you say? Now I definitely have to see this.

Man, Billy Zane has not aged well.

This is my favorite show of all time and I was thrilled when it was announced it would be getting covered here at the AV Club. It's a real shame that not more people read the reviews - this show is truly essential viewing.

"Here, have a Grammy."

That image is why Photoshop was invented.

Might I recommend "30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" as your next adventure into the truly depressing world of DTV spoof movies.

I know that I thought Toll Booth Willy was the funniest thing I had ever heard at the time.

I know that I thought Toll Booth Willy was the funniest thing I had ever heard at the time.

I hope they plan on visiting the Bermuda Triangle.

I think I've realized why I'm tired of seeing this specific quote - it is so accurate that it actually makes me kind of angry, knowing that there's some suit out there saying almost those exact words.

You know, I would be hugely excited for this if it was a straight up sequel with Joe Dante back in the directing chair with Rick Baker doing the effects. The chances of that happening are basically zero, but one can hope.

You are not imagining things. I never thought I'd say this about golden age Simpsons quotes, but I'm getting pretty tired of hearing it.

TO BILL BRASKY!!!!!!!

I'm really excited for this. The Up films are truly extraordinary, and if you've never watched them before do yourself a favor and watch at least one of them; most are currently available on Netflix Instant.

Even though I am only kidding, I honestly don't get to read nearly as much as I would like, largely because I'm such a slow reader. There's just so much shit to consume and so little time.

I'm reading the AV Club and that's all.

Brickleberry and AXE Deodorant. At least they know their audience.

Looking forward The World's End more than anything else, no question. Nothing that involves Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, and Nick Frost can't be anything less than awesome, and it's been way too long since Hot Fuzz came out.

Looking forward The World's End more than anything else, no question. Nothing that involves Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, and Nick Frost can't be anything less than awesome, and it's been way too long since Hot Fuzz came out.

I watched it because it was on TV and I didn't know better.