I watched it because it was on TV and I didn't know better.

There's just a ridiculous abundance of wealth here, it's insane. And to think all I ever used to watch was shit like Full House.

There's just a ridiculous abundance of wealth here, it's insane. And to think all I ever used to watch was shit like Full House.

I wonder if Weird Al ever considered making a parody of this song entitled "My Fart Will Go On".

I wonder if Weird Al ever considered making a parody of this song entitled "My Fart Will Go On".

I'm not hating on the movie, I just said that I like it. I'm just saying that there's no rational explanation for its phenomenal box-office success, and that has always fascinated me.

I'm not hating on the movie, I just said that I like it. I'm just saying that there's no rational explanation for its phenomenal box-office success, and that has always fascinated me.

Without T-Dog anymore, what's the point?

Without T-Dog anymore, what's the point?

Link should be fixed.

Link should be fixed.

It still completely blows my mind how successful Home Alone was. It's still the highest grossing pure comedy of all time, and at the time of release it was only out-grossed by ET and the Star Wars movies. I like the movie and all (or I did as a kid anyway), but how is this even possible. And just look at this poster;…

It still completely blows my mind how successful Home Alone was. It's still the highest grossing pure comedy of all time, and at the time of release it was only out-grossed by ET and the Star Wars movies. I like the movie and all (or I did as a kid anyway), but how is this even possible. And just look at this poster;…

Home Alone 2 is the epitome of a sequel retreading the original film. It's kind of amazing how every single beat in the film is only the slightest bit different from something that happened in the first film, especially when the events are so unlikely that it's all but impossible they'd happen once, let alone twice.…

Home Alone 2 is the epitome of a sequel retreading the original film. It's kind of amazing how every single beat in the film is only the slightest bit different from something that happened in the first film, especially when the events are so unlikely that it's all but impossible they'd happen once, let alone twice.…

Freaks & Geeks

Freaks & Geeks

I was really, really not a fan of Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, but I must say that the following Dobis PR scene is probably the most memorable thing I saw all year, for reasons beyond my comprehension.

I was really, really not a fan of Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, but I must say that the following Dobis PR scene is probably the most memorable thing I saw all year, for reasons beyond my comprehension.

@avclub-6b160289536b8a7a7a2c161a02014e7c:disqus I'm a wannabe film critic so I go see every film that gets a wide release, no matter how awful it looks. Which is why I've seen the majority of these films in addition to The Oogieloves.