OK, but are any of these actually worth watching? I considered plowing through all of them around a year ago but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

"We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun!? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except for that guy who made sound effects."

That was actually the first thing I thought of, but I didn't want to appear to be mean to those poor souls who aren't familiar with Party Down.

Are science fiction and heart mutually exclusive? One word: Cocoon.

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm kind of getting a Larry Sanders Show-vibe from this show, and that's a very good thing. Obviously it's not exactly the same, but a lot of the character dynamics feel very similar.

Drive was nothing like I expected it to be, even after reading all the reviews, but of course it was still awesome.

Is there a weekend involved?

I'm so glad they didn't kill Dewey Crowe.

The new Ferris Bueller doesn't just trash talk Mathew Broderick, he CHAINSAWS HIM IN HALF! He also makes a crack about how Jennifer Aniston has a nose job, which, 20+ years later, is actually funny.

Well, Larry David is IN the damn thing, so I wouldn't expect him to be talking shit about it.

I dunno, that review makes it sound pretty awesome, actually.

I'm quite familiar with the establishment, thank you.

The scene in Dead Dogs and Gym Teachers where Bill starts to open up to Coach by explaining Dallas is so achingly true to real life, or at least how I've experienced it. Granted, you could say that about almost everything that happens on this show, but that part in particular really struck a chord with me. I…

Moe is their leader.

I haven't seen Hackers so I can't comment on the article, but I just want to say FUCK YEAH UHF!

Don't forget Universal Studios.

Well according to boxofficemojo, it grossed a little over $14 million. So although that's not a huge bomb considering it probably didn't cost much to make, I would say that it's still a flop based on how Rabin defines it.

Rabin might never want to play a video game ever again, but he should keep the theme going and do 'The Wizard' for his next MWOF entry.

I actually had kind of a good time when I saw The Darkest Hour. About an hour into it, the audience just kind of collectively started ripping into it and laughing at it, which was much more memorable than the film itself. I normally wouldn't like that kind of thing, but the film was so unbelievably stupid by that…

Paying anything for this game is paying too much.