So in other words, a hearty recommendation for anyone who loves to watch garbage!

Yeah, but are there any trapped whales in it?

Wow, that's the longest new movie review I've ever seen from the AV Club.

Yeah, I thought the trailer was terrible, which I guess is why I was surprised that the movie wasn't awful. And yes, there were better looking films last year, but I was not expecting this one to be even remotely in the running.

Surprisingly, I found The Rum Diary to be one of the more gorgeous films of 2011. Yeah, the story is "loosey-goosey", but the dialogue was sharp and it had a great sense of place.

Has anyone ever looked at Federline and NOT thought he was a huge douche?

Nice Royal Tenenbaums nod there, O'Neal.

Where's the Wigsphere?

I believe Casey Klein from Party Down is the correct answer.

Looks like Luis Guzman is channeling Herve Villechaize in that picture.

There's one scene that really stayed with me because of how accurately it summed up the way I felt at that exact moment watching the movie.

"Van Halen" remains one of the greatest debut albums of all time. Not a single wasted track.

Oh whoops, it was fourth place actually, since it is Matt Gianetti and not Ben Lamb.

Well, someone I went to high school with came in third at this years WSOP. So now he's a multimillionaire.

You've got your ape movies mixed up. Matt LeBlanc was in "Ed", the one where an ape joins a major league baseball team. It is somehow even worse than you would possibly imagine.

You know, I did kind of like that movie. Mainly because of Paul Reubens as a psychotic animal exterminator, or whatever the hell he was.

When you put Meredith, New York into Google Maps, the only thing of any significance that shows up is a place called Ralph's Appliances.

Ken Kwapis has directed these movies: License to Wed, He's Just Not That Into You, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Dunston Checks In, and The Beautician and the Beast.

If I had telekinetic powers and a camera, I think the results would be a lot more like "Zapped!"

Color me surprised to hear a Roman Polanski shout-out in that song.