Counterpoint: sometimes it’s reassuring when the teams you’re expecting to lose meet expectations.

She was probably just trying to make TE.

Because cybersecurity - and laws that stem from those efforts that affect technology, like SOPA and PIPA - aren’t tech news? Please. If you want to read tech reviews, CNET is over there waiting for you like a melted vanilla ice cream.

I took it seriously.

Yea, sane constitutional law professor = politically incompetent reality star

A lot of us who worked our asses off to elect Clinton still have to live here, though. I’d love to leave and live somewhere else for a while, but it’s not in the cards for me.

Not only do we have real bacon up in Canada, we have multiple types.

- ILLEGAL: It was an “unspoken grey area” that everyone exploited until the FBI blew it up for what we can now see were clearly political reasons. Holy shit did you see Comey’s sidemouth statement today? So yes, it was illegal and now the rest of ‘em have exposed themselves to criminal prosecution by making a big…

This is essentially like pulling out when she is 37 weeks pregnant. It’s a tad too late.

“chip shot field goal”

Gawker Media started it, but let’s join in on the fun. Leave your humorous descriptors of “Former Republican presidential nominee and (BLANK) Donald Trump” below; it’s equal parts fun AND cathartic. A few (45 to be exact :-) to get started:

You are welcome but it isn’t anything to be thankful for. I’m more pissed off at what my party is like from the top down. This isn’t the first time I’ve said it on here but republicans have to drop the religious right.

My mum fully expects her children to support her in that case. She has selected which of us she will be moving in with. I wasn’t it because I conveniently live across the country, in Seattle, which we all know is full of satan-worshipping communists.

Wow. I kind of wish I could go back to a time I didn’t know that.

LOL!

It’s like Andy Reid looking at a slab of ribs he’d pasted a pair of googly eyes to.

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

Ballers has titties, Any Given Wednesday only has boobs

Top image gave me a River City Ransom flashback. Good shit.