They were installed in the 30s, I think. They’re that pale yellow with the edge tiles in deep red, with a metal ribbon around the counter on the side. They’ve lasted this long and were obviously well done, but 80 years is just too long. The house we lived in that was built in the 60s also had tile, but I think the…

It is, right? I love having all these colorful, cheery dishes!

Fiestaware is the shit.

I can’t tell if “tourist class” is the funniest or most offensive thing I’ve ever heard.

I have super old-school Formica. I feel it goes with my Fiestaware.

I think it was when she “bounced back” from having North. She was hidden for awhile after having the kid. Then she came back and she had lost the weight (except suspiciously from her butt which actually seemed to grow three times as large as before her child), and her face looked....different.....

Why does Kim always look like she’s on the verge of laughing? Or crying?

So many questions (Starting with “Why would I have so many questions?”)

And look!

I don’t think you’re overthinking this; I 1000000% agree. This makes me super uncomfortable too. I can’t imagine living through sexual abuse only for my experiences to be used as a prop in an internet meme. Even though it’s mocking Josh (which I’m quite fine with!) it diminishes the sisters’ personhood and experiences.

I don’t know, I’m kind of uncomfortable making his sisters a part of an Internet meme, even if it is to make fun of him for being a hypocritical asshole. They’re victims of childhood sexual abuse in a cult that has told them from birth that they are worthless because of their gender.

I still believe the hell out of her.

It puts the dentures in the cup.

It’s a simple explanation. You take string theory and you mix that with a healthy knowledge of thermodynamics. Now take out any equations involving electromagnetic field theory because they’ll just confuse you and you’ll add that back in later anyway. Carry the 4. Add in the speed of light but minus pi and multiply…

“Why Is This Movie” has to be a regular feature please. PLEASE. PLEASE BOBBY PLEASE.

She asked for an ABBA looting theme which is that thing where you play ABBA as loud as possible and let all the kids smash all your windows and run around the block with your television and you just really misunderstood. Someone’s going to be crying over her chocolate cupcakes again this year.

why is abortion the hill these sad fucks want to die on? it’s not like they have any use/care for the children who are already here... you know unless their parents are white and rich.

Khloe laid down the law.

Only Zagat approved, (Tripadvisor 4 STAR *minimum*) escorts. Fancy.

Howard’s always had a gift for the interview, but he’s also always been such a disgusting pig I can’t listen to him.

Perhaps has something to do with his humiliating and cruel misogynistic brand of humor, no?