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I no longer have a car, it died in June after my owning it for 10 years. But I’ve always said I wish there was a woman owned and staffed auto shop I could have taken it to where I wasn’t spoken to like an idiot and asked if my husband or father were available so the technician could explain what needed to be done.

Because nobody believes poor women. The prevailing wisdom is that poor women lie. They are easy targets.

Sadly it’ll prob be 40 after the lawyers are done.

(damn my liberal friends for not voting)- This is how I’m beginning to feel every time there is an election. It’s beyond frustrating.

“Why is there no oversight?”

The GOP has been slashing budgets for virtually any kind of oversight anywhere and hence, there is virtually *no oversight* left.

Growing up, a friend of my partner had parents who kept the cupboards locked up, and a limited amount of food in the house at all times. He was skinny as a rake and constantly hungry. Whenever he visited my partner’s family, who allowed their children to eat whatever they wanted whenever they wanted, he would do crazy

Shit like this is why I don’t wanna be rich & famous, just rich.

This is why every time a Chris Brown song comes up on a Spotify playlist I skip it immediately. No sir, you will not have that fraction of a penny from me. To this day I have no idea what any of his music sounds like, and that makes me happy.

Unless getting a quicker start to being a total pig is on the list.

Not surprising. Just repetitive. And not in jail.

This. A thousand times this.

I lived in Times Square for many years, and for those rare NYEs that I DID stay in the area, the best part was going up to the roof, listening to everyone doing the cheering and counting down... then taking a sip of champagne and going back into my apartment to use the bathroom JUST BECAUSE

I wonder if the courthouse at Nuremberg is available...

That last gif will give me nightmares.

So what’s happened to the two children Madonna kidna—oh, excuse me, I meant *adopted*—from Malawi? Aren’t they also Ritchie’s kids? What’s the dynamic there?

I don't understand what that hand behind her body is doing. Is that a picture of her waist and backside? If so, is she getting a wedgy? I shouldn't care but, damn, these Kardashians are like watching a huge python trying to digest a cow: it's awful, but you can't look away.

It’s the phonetic spelling of sanity, and I agree that it looks absolutely terrible. DO BETTER RICH PEOPLE.

When has money ever equaled taste or brains

Someone, for the love of God slap the shit out of Kylie since Kris has missed SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES.

But chasing a pigskin sphere around a lawn is worth $10 million a year.

Nothing offends me more than when women are seen as objects, just for the gratification of men. It’s one of the worst things humanity has ever done, the objectification of women. It shows time and time again in different ways and different cultures. It’s such a disgusting and shameful thing to do. What an awful way to