Awful tweets like this are often celeb last gasps, before transitioning to non-celeb (or joining FOX news).

He’s a 25th level Shitlord according to the D&D manual.

Thank you, we all need to support each others as jezzies in our hour of need. Because the night is dark and full of terrors...like the Rock being republican.

I’m here if you need a hug. It’s upsetting news to us all.

You deserved to know he was hiding his values behind that gorgeous smile.

Ungrey me please!!!

Pants on Fire

All of that was a way of saying that Carson’s code name should be “Emerod.”

Turdface McDickpunch

How does she hate women? How is it that she hates being black? She spends a lot of her show taking down racists (like some idiot school teacher who went to school in blackface for Halloween) and she talks about issues like Ferguson and police abuse when it makes the news too. She never sides with the racists, ever.…

I was really hoping for Dud. Or Pinocchio.

I was going to say, “Isn’t John Stossell a hardcore Grover Norquist fellating teabagger?”.

I always wanted to slip up to the server and mutter “Look, I get the legal seafood’s good enough for the chumps. But come on, pally, whachoo got in the back? Sea serpent? Mermaid? I got the cash.”

He’s got a cool house too!

Kevin Smith seems like he’d give awesome hugs.

My roommate does something similar every year. No matter how good or bad a year we’ve been having, she goes to a payday or title loan place on Christmas Eve and gives the first person she sees going towards the door $50 or $100 (whatever she can afford), tells them Merry Christmas, and walks away without another word.

Having worked in the restaurant business in the Hamptons in the 1990s I dealt with (or had co-workers) deal with a ton of celebrities. Despite that I really have no great stories but I can tell you that as far as ‘celebrities’ go Al Sharpton was an amazing tipper and extremely nice and friendly to the staff and…

I’ve been a Starbucks barista for 8 years and I have 3 celebrity stories, and they were all super nice.

I was at a Q&A that he was doing with Jay last year (it was a podcast) and a young very sweet, seemingly quite vulnerable man stood up to ask a question, and ended up just asking for a hug.

Oh man, more of these BCO installments please. I love celebrity gossip in all forms, and I’m not shy about it!