By the time my 1 year old needs a cell phone, the brainwashing will have already set in and she will truly believe that naked selfies steal your soul just like I planned.

I’ll believe in Hell (either version) enough for the both of us.

Oh that is just perfect. But let him find his own water;)

If you might (hopefully) be referring to signs of the approaching apocalypse, then Biebs owns it, because his dick has become far more entertaining than his very scary 'vocals.' Is there any possible way to make him not be here anymore? Just asking.

It’s the only Riff Raff that matters.

Kickstarter url pls?

LETS DO THIS SHIT.

Unfortunately, I think it would take some sort of combination spell-casting/destruction of every pot of La Mer ever produced to rid ourselves of Kris.

Am I the only one experiencing some Taylor Swift fatigue? I liked her until about a year ago...I guess I’ve gotten sick of her.

If it takes Melanie selling her house for me to never see another pic of Kris, then SELL THAT SHIT CHEAP MELANIE.

one man’s shit is another man’s vindication.

What I love about this is that, somewhere, there’s a farmer who has a new revenue stream.

She’d have to be wearing a disastrous Balmain or Givenchy gown to be a Kardashian. They love their silicon and their expensive ugly clothes.

The hair is a bit dark for Spade. She almost looks like she fell out of the Sabotage video.

She looks like LaToya Jackson

It is a wonderful thing. Others have called it the “fuck it fifties.”

So she went as a Kardashian?

Camren Bicondova as Wednesday Addams wins for me. Creep spot on.

Hello there, Mr. The Rock. Come get your candy.

I suspect that Holmes can’t talk about any of her marriage to the press, or anything from that time period as a clause of her divorce. She, unlike Nicole Kidman, got to keep her child, so you know she had some serious dirt that she threatened them with. Of course, now she can’t actually come out with anything until…