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I hate it so much if I ever get pregnant and the father of the baby says that “we’re pregnant" I'm going to run away with the baby and never see him again

I once spent a month in Buffalo ... I seem to remember it was a Tuesday!!

Yeah. HELLL NO. I did not like having a grasshopper in the house. Snakes. no. NOPE. I used to want to go to Austraila but apparently it’s chock full o’ terror.

SAME. Other people’s race photos look like they’re so healthy and fit and happy; mine look like I crawled out of a beet farm after some horrific ordeal.

Snork. Honey, I’m older than you. But nice to assume things and have them be farthest from the truth.

I am sick of reading about Kardashians, can we just have a Kardashian-free Day or Kardashian-free month or a Kardashian-free forever. A Kardashian-free LifeTime, Now that sounds like news! Please....

Doyenne of society? I don’t think so. Money can’t buy class. She is ridiculous. You can put lipstick on a pig but it’s still a pig.

You’ll understand everything if you watch an episode of Ru-Paul’s Drag Race. Show makeup should not be worn off the stage.

It made me think of Paulie Walnuts. I don’t think that is what she was going for.

I was pretty embarassed (by default) whenever my parents would attend school events/field trips, etc., but at least I never had to stand next to my mom while she looked like this.

Hard to say. Shame on her mom if so.

If you’re going to be involved with an older ex-con who has a kid shouldn’t he be, IDK, hot? Minus the neck tattoo Tyga looks like a dork who sat in front of me in 10th grade biology.

To you and I, a mugshot is absolutely nothing to be proud of. To these celebrity kids, it’s a badge of honor. It’s not like they had to deal with any consequences for their behavior.

She shared meaningful family photos: her grandmother Esther, her sisters, and, of course, Tyga’s mug shot from his arrest three years ago.

I’ve been thinking about the same thing for some time. Care to have a sidekick? This could be fun.

Holy fuck. This is awful. How can this woman call herself a Judge and claim to deliver justice? There has to be something we can do. Write letters, deliver flaming dog-poop to her door, something. Seriously, this judge is doing as much if not more damage than the woman’s abuser. Fuck this.

I’m sorry you went through that, and I’m very sorry about your dad. I did chuckle at “and I’m a retail manager” though.

I had to stand before a judge once with a doctors note for my dying father explaining why he couldn't show up to TRAFFIC court and she was was honestly the meanest person I've ever dealt with - and I'm a retail manager. I think judges suck.

When this nightmare is over, I know where I’m moving and what cause I’m taking up. Thank you for showing me the new direction of my life. Also, I look fantastic in fuschia.