If someone does something so gross it makes you vomit, you should always do your best to blow chunks on the person who caused it.
If someone does something so gross it makes you vomit, you should always do your best to blow chunks on the person who caused it.
Toilets in lavs have lids. When I was flying with babies, I changed more than one diaper on the seat of the lav toilet. My diaper bag had a changing pad in it, so I’d lay that down, and lay my baby on it. No problem.
Oops I spilled hot coffee on your inappropriate stiffy.
See, I could totally get a patent. Mine improves on that by quite a bit!
I HAVE HAD THIS EXACT SAME DAYDREAM. But I want that magic self-cleaning bathroom in my HOUSE. Let’s start a business! No more sponges, no more scrubbers, no more towel-lint build-up!
I cannot imagine having to deal with this. When in Bali recently my husband was saying how I better get used to squatting because there will be no toilets. And I was all haha yeah right. We had no problem with it the majority of the time but one day we decided to eat in town for lunch, all the sudden I had the…
I can do this for peeing, it isn’t great but I can do it. I am bad at squatting, bad hips and not flexible, terrible balance. I cannot imagine doing this to poop, like I know that people who grow up doing it just are better with the balance and squatting but like not everyone is as abled body enough to do it. What do…
—That was it. I was DONE. “No,” I say. “It’s about a woman who loses her shit on an airplane and pokes her obnoxious seatmate’s eyes out with her thumbs.”—
Someone should have rubbed her nose in it—that’ll stop her doing it next go-round.
I have dreams of sidelining in inventive architecture, trying to avoid my real day job. One of my brilliant ideas is creating public bathrooms like wetrooms, where a giant Mr. Clean/Scrubbing Bubbles sprayer comes down out of the ceiling every once in a while, sprays literally everything, and then power washes it down…
I used to work at a gas station back in high school (in the US.) I had to deal with that more than a few times. “Hoverers” piss me off. Look, with western-style sitting toilets, your “tailpipe” does not point straight down; it points back somewhat. So when you have the trots, and hover over the seat because you…
It always frustrates and breaks my heart when people killing prostitutes get shoved to the bottom of the pile. Men and women who work in the sex industry are still people....
Playing and eating snacks (with a nap thrown in) is all they SHOULD be doing with kids that young. PLAY is the natural learning mode of children. Not academics. Sheesh.
Children, boutiques and bars are now paying the price for a failure of literary analysis and the triumph of sweet, sweet blindness.
I knew a couple who decided that their three year old wasn't responding to his name enough, so they read aloud a list of baby names until he responded to one and that was that. (Sidenote the original name really was terrible so its good that they changed it.)
He was also my middle school janitor.
He began to strangle her, but after a struggle she managed to grab his gun and shoot him.
These are the same tourists I see at local rest stops, out of their cars, taking pics of Grizzlies, right? I’ve got Darwin on hold.
I am the mother of a child with Aspergers. Though he’s quite chill and polite now, he alternated between an angel and a fucking monster from the time he was born until he was four. Lest you think I’m exaggerating, he exasperated pretty much anyone who had to deal with him during one of his meltdowns.
do you think there is any way to take back the ‘tea party’ name?