So when I go out in public with only a bra, PJ bottoms and booze I get arrested but when Ri does it it’s “truly amazing.”

Justin Bieber claims he finished high school “with a 4.0.”

NO! Let’s keep going down the road of $800 clothes that only work on 110lb 5’10” women!! It’s been SUCH A WINNING STRATEGY

But still not the fats...

Spit it into the Ming vases being circulated by liveried man servants.

So I’ll get my pr people to call your pr people and we’ll organise a party for instagram. Don’t worry, Ill have photographers and filter pros on hand. Do you know any black girls? We need at least one at the party so I don’t look racialist.

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Love Taylor

I smell Bain de Soleil.

Yup. ALSO this kid is one that has multiple disabilities- he also has a rare genetic condition. The article about him that Carrey pulled the picture from also pictured him smiling and happy in other photos.

Growing up in Upstate NY, I would run into the occasional Amish family out and about, and I’ve been to Amish country in PA a couple of times - I’ve definitely seen Amish women wear pink!

Actually she might wear pink!! I live in Lancaster County. The Amish women in the southern part of the county often wear very vibrant bright solid colors (teal, pink, yellow, etc) with a black apron over it. Mennonite women are more likely to be found wearing a more muted palette, possibly with patterns. However it…

Gym. Tanning. Laundry.

He who saves one life, saves the world entire. Flights of angels, dear sir.

R.I.P.

Cottage cheese is indeed the dickiest of cheeses. It shouldn’t be counted as food. More like a bad idea than a food.

If you are trying to convince someone to eat something by saying “but it doesn’t even taste like it!” THEN YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T BE EATING THAT YOU FREAK.

Yogurt is the devil’s curdled dick cheese

Yogurt is the devil’s curdled dick cheese and this post is a gift to all mankind. Thank you Ellie.

You brainwashed assholes need to stop trying to force feed me your latest favorite yogurt flavor. Put that spoon near my mouth again and you will fucking lose your hand. “But it doesn’t taste like yogurt!” is a shameful…

At some point, you guys are going to have to admit that Florida isn’t the most Florida place in the country.

Also, do we need to start looking out for the facial hair / haircut combo sported by 3/4 of the guys on the top row? It clearly is either a marker for this kind of behavior, or the cause of it.