You look gorgeous, especially when you consider how hard you’ve been working moving all those big logs about.

I don’t have access to mine right now, but I do have a story!!!

I actually looked pretty cute in my senior pics, with magenta-brown lipstick and frosty eye makeup (it was the ‘90s, dude!) The only thing that could have been REALLY embarrassing was that I was wearing a homemade beaded bracelet with “I love [boyfriend’s name]” on it. In one shot, the photog had me put my hands by my…

My portraits were fine (despite the fact that it was 1990 in podunk Utah) however, in the final yearbook, there was a splotch right below my nose, so it kind of looks as if I have a black booger hanging out my nose. Good times!

Kanye would have been a way better graduation speaker than I had. It was the head of Dish Network (what?), because I guess his daughter was in our graduating class. He basically just addressed “Kerry”, and how she would “always be [his] little bunny”, and it was such a pathetic waste. Of course, our university…

You had an opportunity to send them to the worst part your city and you passed? I applaud your restraint, but can’t help but think we could have had a few less teabaggers in the world.

Living and working in a tourist destination is a pain in the ass. Tourist season in DC - GAHH. They wander into streets to take pictures, clog up Metro escalators, their stupid and terrible tour buses block roads, urgh.

This is awesome. As a side note, we have a rabbit named David Cloverdale (intentional misspelling, luttle bunny likes clover).

Be not tormented, for you are in vast and excellent company.

I’m not 100% sure I understand what you just said. Though, let’s not let communication misunderstandings come between us like this. So, here’s something completely unrelated:

Or find them at your local thrift store. WOOT! Oh! and a lot of old uncut patterns are sold on Etsy for less than you can buy them new. Patterns are HELLA expensive anymore.

Most of the sewing pattern companies (McCall’s, Simplicity, Vogue, Butterick) are reissuing classic patterns from the 30s through the 70s. Dresses like this are fairly simple and easy to make, because housewives of the 50s had to economize a lot to stay home fulltime. Most of them are collarless (collars are a right…

Modcloth is probably frantically copying this one as we speak

He also wrote a hideous fat-shaming book right after he lost a bunch of weight - before he gained it all back again. Oops. Guess his lecture-y, nasty advice didn’t actually WORK for long-term weight loss.

somebody please draw a dick in his mouth. that is a mouth that is begging for a dick to be put in it.

Cletus the slack jawed yokel.

He looks like a basset hound in a lavender collar.

I’m so happy that all the David Sedaris stories are in the “best celebrity” category. I’ve heard Amy is very gracious to fans.

Vonnegut was a mensch.

I’m early for an early flight out of Atlanta. I ask the baggage handler at the curb to tell me something I wouldn’t know about his job. He’s not busy, no one else there, two of us having a smoke.