THANK YOU. I'm a little astounded at people thinking that the ex-husband's wife is "looking for publicity" or being crazy for being upset. Good God, people.

"He must have sent me Justin to make up for it all."

I was trying to hold onto any tiny thread of hope. When I visit cold places, I still shower every day. You can't wash your mattress (except calling in a pro steam cleaning service), & I don't want to rub body grime into any bed I sleep in (mine or hotel). I don't get not bathing, either. It's such a relief to get the…

I admit I don't watch RHONJ, but should we know who this guy is? Or is he the Phantom Sniffer?

she might be smuggling in hair extensions

Oh here it is. Thanks, internet!

My husband and I both work, but we don't make a lot of money. At one point, when it was just me working, we made $37 too much to qualify for food assistance.

I vote any politician suggesting cuts to food stamps should have to live off them for a minimum of a month before being allowed to change the law. That way, if they still cut it, they can't claim it's because it allows for frivolous things. It'll be because they're that determined to fuck people over.

I suppose she thinks the homeless should soak and cook a pot of dried beans.

uh, yeah, did she also buy an autoclave?

I got dropped onto a gravel driveway and I'm probably the smartest one of all my siblings. And we all turned into degree-holding, income-earning, funny, liberal jerks. So maybe that'll happen.

You can never gross me out! I had a cat poop in my pocket!! I love pictures 👍

I think it's awesome bc you can use that against him for the rest of time. Like the time Mr. melted the plastic onto a lasagna because he thinks he's too good for instructions. That happened 9 years ago and it comes up at least once a month. Gold.

I cannot understand ever wanting to be the cool parent. Fuck that. I've had my cool time, now I'm old and want to get the fuck in bed and watch Antiques Roadshow. You be cool children. Have a slightly bad time and when you try to sneak back in, I'll be right there, since i wake up at 4 a.m. anyhow. Then I'll bust you…

Like a tattooed toe.

This picture really makes them look like the heads of every single joint sorority-fraternity Spring Fling committee.

To which the proper answer is "You might be surprised."

According to one magazine Teresa Guidice will get 3 million for writing a prison diary. Why are there not laws banning folks to profit off their crimes? Its one thing to go into prison write down ones experiences with no expectation for a profit yet make money.Teresa is going to prison knowing full well she will get a…

I don't watch this show often, but she had a baptism party for her daughter that was on par with what I have seen at nice weddings, complete (am I remembering this correctly?) with ice sculptures. Those Giudices wasted money like it was their job.