I like the part where she assumes only PETA members are pissed at her. I had a cheeseburger for dinner last night and still think she's an abusive whackjob.

I have a recent quittin' story! I got laid off from my fancy office job a little over a year ago, and after languishing in unemployment for a while I took a series of super-bummer retail jobs to keep my head above water. So, I get a job as a merchandiser at Forever 21, which, as you can imagine, is like working in…

Sarah Palin is dumber than a box of her hair extensions.

At that age men are still hitting the "Aging Badass" role like Liam Neeson, which is a genre in itself. Can't think of many movies that even HAVE that role for an actress. Maybe Red and Red 2? Usually if a woman is over 50 in an action-y movie they're some evil CEO or something.

Title: THE UNFORTUNATE AFFAIR OF THE LIZARD

Kim Kardashian, your son doesn't look like you. I'm 95% sure he's going to have Kanye giant cheeks.

I believe you mean Adele Dazeem.

I bet you're right. I also just want to say that my husband and I were lucky enough to score backstage passes at a concert of hers in Michigan a few years ago. I'm a longtime fan - since her Rent days. ANYhow, her performance was amazing - she is funny, she is gracious, she has a mouth like a trucker (which was…

She is going through enough in her life, the poor child. What with the being a beard and planting all those stories in the tabloids! She deserves a good night's rest.

That suits her.

I will have nightmares now. Those look like pustules.

I'll actually be celebrating a one year anniversary of my big day of quit on the 13th of this month....it wasn't a job I quit though. I was in a very toxic and emotionally abusive marriage for 19 years, which fueled my hereditary alcoholism....making me pretty damn miserable to the point of going to sleep at night…

Ask for a raise! Seriously. Making a lot of assumptions here, but if you're a woman and he's a dude there's two things going on: First, women get paid less. It sucks, but it's the truth. Second, men are more comfortable asking to be compensated fairly.

Before you quit, call an employment lawyer. Seriously.

Editing to add - I probably cost them around $30,000 in ad revenue. They had wanted me to push out another specialty rag before the end of the year.

The only time I was ever truly successful at weight loss, and keeping it off for any length of time, was on WW.

My best quitting story happened when I was working at a coffee place on my university campus. I had worked there for two years before I quit. The main reason I quit was because of this one girl. She was a terror. She would call people: stupid fucking bitches, dumb cunt, homophobic slurs, etc. She also was lazy as hell…

I've been nothing if not professional every time I've given notice at a job. I'm terrified of burning bridges.

Thanks. I actually did donate my wedding dress after I got divorced.

Or she could have donated the dress to someone who can't afford one. But you know, whatever, go ahead and be wasteful.