GAHHH you freaked me out thinking this was a real typo I made! But now that I think about it, yes "Jim Boob" is a perfect for him. Totally.

"1. Wronged woman lets herself into man's apartment, takes down his hollow metal curtain poles and fills them with shrimp. Re-installs poles, locks up and leaves. He goes insane over next few weeks trying to figure out where the terrible smell is coming from."

Yup my favourite revenge story was the lady of the local manor who raided her husband's multimillion pound wine cellar and left bottles on all the villagers doorsteps. That my friends is class.

The author REALLY built up this Cassy chick as having found the most clever way to find out about and bust a cheater. all she did was box up the obvious evidence...Big let down for sure... I expected multiple forms of shame thrown upon him...

Is Solange rich? I don't think she is. Her sister is. We see Solange flaunting money on a honeymoon, but she can't lay her taxes? That's fucked up. If you can't afford to pay your taxes, you can't afford a yacht vacation.

And also, he's Santa not Cupid, he's got nothing to do with breaking her stupid heart...

'I'm like saying, "Santa, what is your deal, bro?" I've had my heart broken multiple times around this time of year.

Ariana Grande is repulsed by Santa Claus.

Yeah, except "Last Christmas" is like, the best Christmas song ever, and "Santa Tell Me" sucks, Ariana.

Santa laid her off from the toy factory. She's a bitter elf.

Good, seize them all. They're ugly as hell and made in sweatshops where people are worked to the bone. Fuck knockoffs. Buy products that support workers.

so i'm going to bet that she's probably never ever getting a decent present from you, ever again!

Well, when I realized what was happening, I sneakily slid some of her additional gifts under the couch and will return them. And the next time I'm home (she lives with my dad, because she's a precious 24 year old snowflake who doesn't understand adulting), I'm snagging the sweater and the Kate Spade necklace too.

Please tell me that next year you'll be re-gifting that Kit-Kat bar to her.

Oh wow, so you know damn well what to get her next year?

Believe it or not, that has happened to me twice. In both cases said Important Person was a total asshole and had nowhere to go when I said, "no, not really."

hehehe! i was being specific about brick and mortar stores because internet retail agents who interact with customers over the phone/online are not going to have the same experience of picking up after customers, organizing the barbie section thirty times a day and getting punched or kicked over an item being out of…

thank you for all that you do during the holidays. Seriously.

The chef looked at me and I just said, "I'm sorry, he yelled at me. He won't have the salad unless it has ranch dressing." Chef said, "He yelled at you?" I said, "Yeah. A lot." He said, "Okay, lead the way." and grabbed the plate out of my hand. I took him to the offending table, and he sat the plate down in front of…

That's when you pull out the "I'm sorry, I kind of have a thing for numbers, that's why I booked this exact seat. Do you believe in the power of numbers? Let me tell you all about numerology and I can read your aura after. You look like you might identify strongly with the number 671, does that number mean anything…