And yet the fact that she managed to run an entire marathon suggests otherwise.

Been spending most our lives

Thank you! They are still getting rich off of their sister's sex tape, this shouldn't be so surprising

If the Lardassians can make money off of something like sucking a dick on camera or flashing their tits for fashion, then they are going to do it. They are low life Capitalists.

Dear Internet: Think back to what the Kardashian empire was founded on, and then kindly stop pretending outrage.
(A paucity of reportage on the acktivities of the klan would not be unwelcome.)

And another falls into Kris Jenner's hobby of selling her daughters as sex objects.

Bleurgh. Also cringe-worthy was a gossip item I saw regarding Kris Jenner tweeting about being #soproud of Kendall and linking to these Marc Jacobs runway pics. They don't call her Pimp Mama Kris for nothing.

Chocolate is gender-neutral.

I served him once when I used to work at Starbucks. The man has no inside voice. He is all news broadcaster all the time. It was awesome.

There are few things in life that make me really, really angry. This makes me see fucking red.

This is absolutely harrowing. Just awful. I really hope there are some well trained professionals and loving family members to help her rebuild.

"I can flyyyyyyyy!"

What Not to Wear.

UGH! What is it about holidays?! My husband went into home hospice the day after Thanksgiving and died the day after Christmas. Like I said, he had his resection on his 39th bday. Now I have awful anxiety around special days to the point where I will just ignore them so that I can survive them.
I'm sorry about your…

I know Shia LaBeouf thinks he's deep but I've seen empty shot glasses with more depth and acting ability than he has.

Will Smith might not return for Independence Day 2
As long as they have Jeff, it'll be okay.
rawwwwwr

Astrocytoma is nothing to mess around with. Those invisible little shits are what eventually did my husband in. According to our neurologist they're named "astro" after star bc they send out these star shaped arms all over and currently we don't have good scans to detect them at that stage. We can only see them when…

She sounds like a twit. For their first date, she couldn't wear anything she already had and dragged her friend around looking for a new outfit, certain her would take her to an expensive restaurant. Then, horror of horrors, he took her out for hamburgers. Twenty bucks says this marriage doesn't make it ten years.

I didn't think it was that bad. She has a see-through bodice and she's concerned with cheesy? Interesting.

Me too - I look like a psychopath about to throw someone into my van and take off with them in my passport photo.