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Good to know! I like Kat Dennings, so this is good news :)

There's been a few on twitter that are on Dylan Farrow's side. I know Kat Dennings is one of them.

So I'm seeing a lot of people in the comments defending Seinfeld with "but all that matters is that the comedian IS funny! Gender and race SHOULDN'T matter!" This kind of disregards the fact that, particularly when it comes to gender, certain people get shut out of comedy before they even get the chance to speak.

Guarantee that the U.S. will finally move to having chip and PIN cards within the next five years. Britain uses them. Sweden uses them. France uses them. By this point, it's just us and one country in Africa that are still relying on magnetic stripes for card safety.

Pretty sure the last thing you need to be doing if you want to look like you are growing up is to have pics taken that look like you are breast feeding with a friend.

I'm annoyed that LaBeouf gets to make a movie with Bill Murray.

Guy Fieri and Keurig...I didn't know you could deep fry coffee. I look forward to seeing how the "Breakfa-jita Blend" goes over

The Ghost Adventures guy who bought the house was none other than Zac "Douche" Bagans. He's going to live there and yell at the ghosts until they make him walk up the wall backwards like they "did" to the little boy who got "possessed" there. That should make for interesting reality tv.

Hopefully soon he'll just start holding his breath at us all the time.

It's hard when the curtain is pulled back. I'm sorry.

I never understood why Shia Labeouf was famous in the first place. For a couple of years the studios were desperately trying to get people to like him and I don't know why; did he have blackmail material on studio executives? He wasn't particularly good-looking, or talented, and he didn't have that much screen

I was under the impression that he came from a long line of cartoon villains.

Oh, yeah. They're like cat whiskers. They help you navigate in the dark.

It's too bad Andy Rooney is dead, 'cause he'd really have a leg up when pubey eyebrows become a thing.

I'm confused. It's an ad. With alcohol as the advertiser. It has a beautiful woman. And yet... she has all her clothes on. I can't even see her ass or breasts here. I'm confused. Since when did we start treating women in advertising as human beings?

I continue to maintain that Robin McGraw is Miley from the future.

My 11 year old son is THE BIGGEST football fan in the world. The ENTIRE world. He knows every stat for every team, every player. Everything. He became eligible to play tackle football last year and I made up every excuse in the book as to why he couldn't play. Much to his disappointment, he went back for that one,

Wow, this is the latest, most wonderful example of a recent trend of football players actually being normal, decent human beings!

If you ever want to loose some of those friends your response should be "are they cooking the babies into the cookies? ...still worth it"