She got the effing hits she wanted! I hope someone sues her ass. I really hope she doesn't get away with this! I am beyond livid!

Save some for the rest of us.

They are clunky as fuck. Cute? Really?

A black circle skirt, and a button up white top. Who cares?

There are few things that rile me as much as the term "funemployed." I think you can only be that if you have a gigantic normal salary or a trust fund or both. If I had to get by on unemployment benefits alone I'd be out in the street in two months.

What a coincidence - so do I when I have to look at her goddamn tongue.

Cottonmouth from weed?

I have retched before at a close up photo of it.

My disdain for Madonna has nothing to do with her age paired with her sexuality (Dolly Parton and Tina Turner are both older than Madonna and continue to sex it up and kick ass and I don't want them to ever change). It has to do with her obvious grabs for attention and the fact that she seems to be a fantastically…

Anna Wintour will never put Kim Kardashian on the cover of Vogue. LOL that Kanye's still trying, though.

For the love of all that is holy, stop, Madonna. Just... stop. Take out the grills, and put your tongue back in your mouth.

The shark jump heard 'round the world.

Can everyone please just put their tongues back in their mouths? PLEASE?

I can't read the Gwyneth links without fantasizing about a Gwyneth switch-up, Prince and the Pauper style, with my life.

The papers I'm grading are ... exclusive ... too.

This may be what I was meant to do with my life. And she even looks like she is wearing comfy clothes.

Her tongue is in her mouth. Is she okay? Is she not feeling well?

Medals, too.

They would have thrown the cops a parade and given them the keys to the city.

I wish Michelle Obama would just make her own commercial about healthy eating and activity. Not sure why she has to partner with a corporation to do so. She should totally bring back:

My bunny won't even look at me.