This is simply a misunderstood convenience that Walfart is offering- buy your crazy cat lady dowdy "glittery kitten" sweatshirts here and leave with a few more cats for the herd at home, and maybe some kitty litter. Maybe.

If I am elected Queen of The Week, I will institute an immediate return of cruel and unusually vile punishments for douche-nuggets like him who think they are above common decency. Spin the wheel of "you fucked up, here comes the pain"- what will it be? A week spent as a lice removal technician in the hood? A month…

I have no issue with elderly people voting, but there are many mnetally impaired seniors (with caregivers who I have personally known) who do NOT have their wits about them & their doctors don't give a crap about anything but patient volume- so the person with dementia winds up driving away and getting lost, or worse.

Importing oldies from nursing homes to vote? I guess if they have an ID but no idea of what reality is anymore, they can still vote. That explains a lot of the votes here in Florida.

Usually the only reason why a sensor is taken apart away from the sales desk is because a scumbag shoplifter left it after stealing- and didn't care what happened to the person who was hurt by it. Years ago I cleaned out clothes from a fitting room in a not so swanky store and found a mangled plastic sensor piece with…

I am a former plus sized woman, and I used to get seriously pissssed about the TACKY assumption that store buyers make when buying for plus. Their motto must be: "Plus sized women have a crying need for all Vegas glitter, all the time,giant butterflies on tee shirts,massively long armpit holes on sleeveless shirts,…

This is what Mr. Flamingo & I hope for- we both lost spouses to cancer at early ages, so hopefully this time we will be much luckier & leave together many years from now.

The plastic surgeons I have worked for have patients sign "model release" forms, allowing them to use their photos (sans face for body surgery pics)in their books or site. But none of them were crass/stupid/insensitive enough to label anyone's photo as "cocaine nose". Worse yet, this Dr. probably had someone else do…

I recall a boring afternoon at my Grandma's farm turned- less boring- when her beagle puppy moved his butt in circles and pooped out a perfect replica of a soft serve swirl. Never had so many WTF looks been exchanged.

Yes- you have my powers of PMS and ninja level insult hurling.

Quirk #484675 that makes me odd: I looooathe the word "nibble". It's right up there with "moist" and "dab".

In news from 20 years from now: Scientists reveal that Melissa McCarthy and Jenny McCarthy were secretly twins, but Melissa would up with all of the brains, while Jenny subsists on a dust mite sized cerebrum.

I worked with a racist pos who thought he was allowed/entitled to say "helpful" aka cruel comments to women, and claimed it as his right as a gay man. SMH and retching.

I'm sorry about the people that were hurt or killed near you. But my dark lil' old imagination wonders how many "solid citizens" are revealed to be straight up freaks when the debris is combed through and reveals....giant collections of mutantly odd sex toys or other funky shtuff???

This is a joke, since there are only a few plants producing nail polish here in America, and they manufacture polish for all the brands. So the 99 cent bottle is most likely made at the same factory, with a few verrry slight differences and a different bottle.

Even if women have large butt implants from a legit plastic surgeon, HOW can that be safe in the long run for your spine? Do they have to sleep on their stomachs for the rest of their lives?

I was trying to exit from one highway onto the turnpike while hovering above the speed limit when a creep in a convertible with the top down (ummm, it was overcast and about 60 in FL-yes, we know you have a brand new convertible, senior citizen mean dude) was riding my rear bumper VERY closely. I could tell he had…

I am not against the liberty of smoking what you please- as long as it doesn't affect others. But having recently started coughing (and not being able to stifle the cough) in a movie theater, I walked out to the lobby where the cough subsided. In returning to my seat, I noticed a woman puffing on an e-cig (the blue…

According to my friend (she works for 3 plastic surgeons)- She may have had a mini face lift and full face laser, combined with either chemical fillers or a fat transfer type filler. And as a former makeup artist, I can say- girl has waaaaaaaaay too much makeup going on, too.

I am incredibly thankful that we don't have Cody living next door- that is just downright creepy sounding.