Is this a joke? I can’t tell anymore.

That’s me when I walk into my local McDonald’s and greet the members of the morning crew. They have my tray ready and I pay the $16.48 in exact change.

This pun really cracks me up.

Oh thank Goob.  The substitute Drews were pretty terrible.

And 6 uses of the word AND - 5 of which are in the first 23 words.

There’s actually a sentence with 90/ 520 later on, but I went with more words over more characters.

“He’s confounded opponents and dazzled spectators with his grown-man speed and strength and dribbling and ball control, his constant movement with and without the ball, his directness, his love of quick combinations down the wing that free up space for him or a teammate to hack a cross or a cutback into the box, his…

It’s not exactly Kane’s fault that he won the Golden Boot, is it?

It sounds like it’s supposed to be a bypass.

They are heavyweights, they won’t cut weight for the weigh-in.

It's HamNo for sure. 

Link to russian chick plz

He mentions it is running 15 to 20 c cooler.

I’m not sure if you’ve seen the posts from this guy Vin, but he’s the epitome of jealous mediocrity.

My money's on Dennis Leary to portray Kellyanne.

Jesus, where did these two meet, twofirstnamesonly.com?

Okay.  How does being marginally worse with a less exciting player make the Marlins win this trade?  Other than being a salary dump.

You, obviously, do not understand the role of the catcher.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.