Tebow is in the Syracuse lineup regularly and currently slashing *Checks notes* .152/.238/.219. After staring at the screen for 10 minutes I still can’t believe how close a non-pitcher is to having a complete batting line under .200. It’s derailed the day.

That’s just recency bias.

As Paltrow artfully zests some citrus fruits

everybody loves clean air, driving a car that’s affordable.

guess what, fuckwits? Plants metabolize and convert CO2 into O2 and H2O. plants THRIVE in a greenhouse, and so do animals.

Looks passable, feels horrible.

Good to see that the type of person who uses their real name when given the option of having a nom de plume is a same jackass as they ever were. Extra credit for signing it.

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MFer Korean.

Oh, the way you said the other commentator “forgot Bathurst” in their list of natural F1 tracks made me feel like I missed a race there. If we’re blowing it open to any grade of circuit I’m more a Laguna Seca guy.

They ran F1 at Bathurst?

Current mood:

How the fuck am I the first person to star this? The only things that matter are the box scores and the standings, not (unlike they would have you believe) the yards of fluff pumped out by beat writers.

some British countess wound up with third degree burns in her uterus after boiling sand shot into her vagina.

the actual M cars

I’m pretty sure the 3.5mm jack is just a weird flex on the mobile device division.

the $70k regular X3 M is knowingly less comfortable? Purposely less comfortable? Is that what they are saying?

Toronto’s deep bench and the Warrior’s collection of lukewarm bodies is the narrative I’ve seen.

Only 50? You must be from Sean Connery’s part of Scotland.