Looks passable, feels horrible.

Good to see that the type of person who uses their real name when given the option of having a nom de plume is a same jackass as they ever were. Extra credit for signing it.

MFer Korean.

Oh, the way you said the other commentator “forgot Bathurst” in their list of natural F1 tracks made me feel like I missed a race there. If we’re blowing it open to any grade of circuit I’m more a Laguna Seca guy.

They ran F1 at Bathurst?

Current mood:

How the fuck am I the first person to star this? The only things that matter are the box scores and the standings, not (unlike they would have you believe) the yards of fluff pumped out by beat writers.

some British countess wound up with third degree burns in her uterus after boiling sand shot into her vagina.

the actual M cars

the $70k regular X3 M is knowingly less comfortable? Purposely less comfortable? Is that what they are saying?

Toronto’s deep bench and the Warrior’s collection of lukewarm bodies is the narrative I’ve seen.

Only 50? You must be from Sean Connery’s part of Scotland.

The Honduras keeper has to wish his posts were as close together as that kids eyes.

ACTUAL COOL STORY FOUND ON INTERNET.

The weirdest part about this whole episode is that I didn’t once think “Go fuck yourself Haisley” while reading his writing.

Her string of abusive professional fighter boyfriends

Is that a legit photo or is it a prosthetic face?

GOOD BASKETBALL MAN ALSO GOOD AT LIFE.

Looks underwhelming from this angle.