He did play for them as well but that was 14 years ago so you’re probably still right.

Similarly, Germany has a bunch of regulations about what you can name your child

AND TEKKERS ARE BETTER.

It’s Monday, I’m in the mood for shitposting. I find this a satisfactory amuse bouche before heading off to some truly godforsaken corner of the internet instead of working.

After spending years prior to the 1000 words ignoring it.

Lionel Messi, same issues I guess?

I am imagining lots of ports in buildings with no parking spaces for miles because bureaucracy.

What’s queuing for a EV charging point going to be like for a rowdy family? I don’t have - one rowdy or otherwise -but it looks bad with just a splash and dash.

That also fits but it doesn’t explain how his fielding got so shitty. 

In the film version of this action sequence, Brad Pitt plays the captain

“Aggressively dropped it near home plate” isn’t the meme kids are looking for.

the frighteningly unproductive Bryce Harper

The post giveth extra time and it taketh away all Russian dreams, it’s the circle of upright.

It’s polonlyium a matter of time before they’re held accountable.

Ever seen a cock with a dick like that bru?

“WHY MY SWEET INNOCENT CHILD?!”

I’ve heard this is called aubergining away from the US because eggplanting doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Keith Allen, father of song lady Lily Allen and GoT eunuch Alfie Allen shown here on holiday:

Driving under the influence of powerful mutagens last seen in an 80s b-movie?

Adnan Januzaj is going to be made the Earl of Wibblebottom or somesuch.