in 2017 we still feel entitled to force women into vocations that didn’t choose for themselves on the basis of their marital status.

Is that a Duke thing or a breed thing?

Or a vocabulary, “the part of the car that goes between the door and the rear,” yikes.

I have never seen a pug look imperious before, who even knew it was possible?!

That is amazing, the whole bit at the end, “yea, that’s me, with the camels and the beaten kids”

Are his nails meant to be that long?

Judging by the cocaine stare and tie that’s the real life Wolf of Wall St.

TWO TOY GLORY BOY

I haven’t used it in an age but What The Font was (and still may be) a great app for identifying fonts using the device’s camera.

Kinjaed

Cows with accents that are discernible due to the close bond with farmers. “Going deep in old Daisy sounds fair different to when I fisted Buttercup over yonder”

Slenderman: The College Years.

Just make it so that a player being denied a clear scoring chance is awarded the PK.

*Ace Ventura deep breath*

That’s the NBC Today Show bruh.

Hanlon’s Razor?

At least they got his name.

I’m told Le Dogging is also a thing.

Went for the king, didn’t miss.