Don't hate babies! Hate medical science that allows the olds to live until they're a billionty, and cured disease that once culled huge swaths of population at once. Fuckin' science! People are not going to stop procreating.
I'll admit that I had a baby for purely selfish reasons; I have a really small family, and I…

So much Delillo! This is like the most English-major-reading-all-the-postmodern-fiction-yay! pile of books I've ever seen + a sausage festival. And it's about how my booklist looked in 2004, too, so no judgment.

Nobody looks cute in an Ed Hardy t-shirt. Nobody. That is an inarguable fact.

Did we date? Heh.

Bill de Blasio, also running for mayor of NYC, wants to raise taxes on families earning above $500,000/year to pay for UNIVERSAL PRE-K FOR ALL NYC CHILDREN!!! There are other options than Bloomberg-lite Christine Quinn, not that I don't respect her for breaking barriers as potentially the first gay woman mayor. But…

Why is it these guys who are completely average think they deserve to date Angelina Jolie?

Well they should be able to excrete eggs for men to jack off onto...

As someone with a design background, you'd think form over function would be right in your wheelhouse.

i totally only roll one side when i ride, and may or may not roll it back down later.

Roll only if there are no socks involved.

Holy fuck, I thought I was the only one. I think expressing your opinion via "gif" is the most inane and mind numbingly stupid thing ever. But I always look at them anyways on comments and whatever - and I mean, I did click to open this "article" (yikes I am lame)......But my hatred is still present. On a related…

Yes let's make Obama cute, it makes it easier to ignore his corruption.

True, no one wants to pull back a piece of chewed gum to get to the "prize" inside. Sorry fellas but it's not a good look.

Poorly made clothing of poor material isn't exactly appealing to me. More for you guys, I guess.

Cheap clothing that barely makes it through 5 washes. No thanks.

it's not that it never works. it's just that it doesn't always work the same for everyone. and when you're one of those people it doesn't work for, it's shitty and hard. and the chances that they have't given it a shot? pretty fucking small.

I'm okay with this.

AHH! Emoticons were my biggest pet peeve! If anyone sent me an emoticon or an "lol" they were out. I want someone who talks like an adult. But I am totally guilty of sending my husband smiley faces now. But you often fall into the patterns that once made you sick as a single person. Sigh.

First rule of dating or any sort of demand supply situation: have a good understanding of your own value. Little Miss Perfect is probably just as fucked up as everyone else.

I think if you're online dating, you need to look at the TED talk called "Paradox of Choice". People are overly critical because they believe there's another better option just around the corner.