Agreed. If you don’t realize by now that every single Kardashian/Jenner post is sponsored, maybe you are the weakest link.

“BSB documentary lady night”

It’s going to be just like this campaign event.

I know, right?!? Save those gifts, then walk and sell up!

Thank you! I now consider you Jezebel’s unpaid intern.

I Googled her and found that she’s done some pop singing (badly) and modeling (pretty good but lacking “It”).

“Diddy broke down his love philosophy almost like a business deal, essentially explaining that he’s 25% an asshole.”

It’s when you’re both wise AND visionary. An almost impossible combination.

Best typo of our time. Or of the 1990's time when Titanic (movie) was also wisionary and of the 1920's time when Titanic (ship) was also wisionary.

“Wisionary” is the first word that comes to mind when I remember my experience at the Titanic.Jezebel.com subsite.

Everyone rushing to defend Ivanka for having her business posted in public should have their internet taken away.

We’re still yassing, I think? Maybe not adding the queen onto it, but my 12 year old still yasssssssssssssses and I think she’s kind of trendy. ADMITTEDLY though we live in the south and we’re always behind on shit.

How I yaaaas:

I “Yas queened” once and it sounded so lame coming out I realized I was too old to pull it off. Oh well, I'll leave the new slang to the youths.

I wish Shemar Moore had said something about Dharma (and Greg) rather than karma. Shadier? Probably not. But more clever.

(What they didn’t tell you in law school is that justice, in fact, isn’t blind. It’s just nearsighted. With some corrective lenses or a bit of LASIK, justice can see clearly and make some exceptions based on common sense.)

When did we stop yassing? I’m an old, it’s hard to keep up. Also I’m thrilled to have Shade Court back!