As a Jess, I support this statement. Listen to ME!

But, but, this is so accurate of Jezzies. (SEX IS EVIL, obviously)

Totally have fallen into a click hole on this woman’s blog. Seems this woman missed the “don’t judge” bits of the New Testament.

“I do not have a new message here. I always say to repent, pray, and stay in the word. That’s because this is what Jess says to do.” (last paragraph)

Guys, don’t infuse mysticism into a religion based on a 2000 year old book about a man with magical powers and a sky man.

are “liver shivers” what happen when I drink too much sauv blanc and fall asleep on the couch?

My (now non-religious) partner was raised in an evangelical household, but with parents and a minister who took actual Bible study seriously. So he knows the Bible and its contents very well and he gets incredibly frustrated with the modern evangelical movement and their wanton ignorance about the Bible.

I don’t know Joanna Gaines any better than you do, but I do know Proverbs 31 and she strikes me as the personification of the verses about the hardworking and virtuous wife.

The bible says in several places that women should stfu. Which is one of the reasons why I don’t do religion, but she seems into it so why doesn’t she stfu?

I read the post and...WOW.

I had to stop at “Symbolic Jezebel Problem”...but now I also want to change my username to symbolicjezebelproblem but I lack the technological willpower to do so.

I loved when she came here to tell us how her scathingly judgmental critique of Joanna Gaines was not, in fact, judgmental at all! Nope, calling her a bad mother, bad example, and terrible Christian was all done with love!

I would just hand it back to her either completely rewritten or with a “no. Just no.” At the top.

Matthew 7:1-3 (KJV)

LOL. Where the fuck is your christlike compassion, lady? I’m pretty sure jesus didn’t advocate for sanctimonious busybodies to spend their time nitpicking at other people’s personal lives.

OH SHIT Kelly I think she found the thread and is here in the comments! Alert alert!

I remember somebody saying something somewhere about not judging other people. And maybe going on to say that if you do so, you shall also be judged in the same way. Now who could that have been....

You just know they’re fucking delighted to write that shit. The only thing that would make them happier is if they could time travel backwards so they could do what they really want to — burn witches at the stake.

YES. BRING BACK TRADING SPACES.

I also find myself watching Fixer Upper and I like some stuff Joanna does, and surprisingly the shiplap doesn’t really bother me.