This whole scheme here is just dumb as shit, and I’m not just talking about the “we’ll stick it to this company by buying their sandwiches” angle. They aren’t ideologically opposed to people eating their sandwiches on Sundays, they just don’t want to make their employees have to work that day (because Sundays are for…

That guy was just alright with me.

I’m hearing a lot about these CFA drive thru’s.

I remember that Jesus. He probably surfed and played the guitar and could probably make a bong out of anything laying around.

White, Blue-Eyed Jesus and You: America from 1620 (not 1619!) to Present

“kept warm overnight” *shudder* I can taste the salmonella from here

Then you just keep stoning the stoners until it’s not the sabbath anymore.

Did they stone him to death on the Sabbath?  Isnt that contradictory? 

They still have to pay Chic-Fil-A for the sandwiches, so it’s not like this keeps your money away from funding conversion therapy and anti-abortion PACs. It’d be better if they were just a legitimate good restaurant that just used countermarketing as a gimmick.

I’ll see their namby pamby Colossians 2, and raise them a Numbers 15.

Sinner, Sinner! Chicken Dinner!

Have you met 2021?

You mean the public-school edition of a Texan history textbook?

Salmonella Sunday

White people fucking with each other with microaggressions is the best kind of comedy. Let’s see Ted Lasso do better.

I like the idea of goofing on CFA. I don’t like the idea of giving them business to do it.

I think the message here is that CFA sandwiches are not typically hot nor fresh.

I feel like you’d have to deconstruct the sandwiches - chicken, bun, pickles all in different storage environments - or else they’d just get mushy.

Get yourself a couple of sacks of Aldi’s red bag chicken breast fillets, some rolls, and an air fryer and you’re in business.

Fuck Chil-Fil-A and their Christian homophobe owner. And fuck this guy who’s helping Chil-Fil-A and their Christian homophobe owner make even more money.