I guess it wasn’t a weiner.

Yeah the entire adam/eve story is a way to shame women for being women. And tell them it’s their fault that men must control them. A big reason why I’m an atheist despite being raised Catholic is because of that story. It’s SO CLEARLY a lie meant to make women give up our natural ability to select partners.

I hope she does that for real. It would be perfect and beautiful.

I had a dream last night where Hillary won (thank god!) and was magnanimous to the Hairy Cheeto in her victory speech.

The fucking naivete of this statement is just... astounding.

She looks professionally dead inside

They could have pulled this off so much better by killing Abraham last season, putting everyone off guard under the idea that “hey they killed a main character but not the one we expected.” Leaving you to wonder how the rest were getting out of this, and then OPENED with Glenn becoming roadkill.

I agree. It’s SHITTY storytelling.

Oh please, of course it’s not true! Unless a picture of this newspaper clipping is produced, I’m going to credit the author for writing a pretty good scary story.

This isn’t exactly scary, as it is pretty weird and a little sad and paranormal. It’s also kinda long, but it really happened to me this year.

The house where I grew up was pretty new - way newer than any of the other houses on the block. A typical one-story ranch house that you might see in any stretch of American suburbia. Likewise, all the furniture in the house was pretty par for the course. My room had a little-kid bed, a nightstand, a table and chairs…

This just happened, on the 1st of this month.

When I was in my early twenties, I drove my friend to the hospital after his dad had a heart attack. I stuck around with him waiting for news, and we were sitting outside the hospital on the curb when the strangest thing happened.

No. Trump is a long-haul trucker’s Gatorade bottle full of piss.

and it’s warm

next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

He looks like he’s sneaking out of work and gonna stop by the local porn theater.

Counterpoint.

“Trump’s just an idiot with no sense of aesthetics”

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!