I live in the bible belt, where it's socially acceptable to ask everyone to pray before meetings, dinner, sporting events, etc. As an Atheist, I don't make a fuss, I just stay quiet while they bow their heads, but it's my favorite game in the world to scan the crowd of bowed heads looking for other heathens to smirk…

Just make sure three things are top notch- the food, the booze, and the music. If you do that, I guarantee your guests will have a great time.

I was mentioned by name in a suicide note by a boy I'd turned down. While I feel badly for his death, I do not, cannot and WILL NOT take blame for his actions because I refused to date him. I am so sick of this idea that men are owed a date/kiss/blowjob/anything just because they want it. Nobody owes anybody…

Most guys who think they "settled" have no idea that they actually hit the jackpot for their attractiveness level until there is some sort of rude awakening.

and kindling

That's not true. I'm perceiving a TON of diversity in sexual orientation.

Jesus Walter Christ. My reward for doing my allotted chores was not-yelled-at dollars and you-can-go-watch-Clarissa-now cents. I would have squirreled away the HELL out of that kind of money, if I made any allowance. Think of how many Chupa-Chups $45 would buy...

It's like he hired all the Delia's designers that ran that business into the ground and said "do classic! Do 1995! Do Donna Martin pre-graduation!"

Is Jag going to cover the cost of Plan B? Because I'm pretty sure I'm now pregnant.

Makes me wanna put the F in F-type Coupe, #youknowhatimsayim

Just updating, I just realised what I had was phimosis, not a UTI. That explains why they applied a cream that dulled feeling so I could pee.

Well, in 2007 Amber Heard would have been somewhere around 20 years old. Johnny Depp is a 50-year-old man who still thinks that Jack Kerouac is awesome.

I agree wholeheartedly. So maybe he takes these roles because he is interested in them and the process. Does he need the infinity million dollars? You know who was the real Johnny Depp all along? Brad Pitt. All thought the nineties, he supported his troubled-stud-period-dramas like a champ, the golden boy in every…

I call total bullshit on this practice and this article. The foreskin has nearly as many nerve endings as the glans. It is shockingly immoral to surgically remove the sexual parts of an infant boy without their consent, just as it is in genital mutilation of girls. And historically it's been done with no anesthetic.…

YES. THIS. EXACTLY.

Okay, this article is exactly why Jezebel science writing needs to improve. At the beginning of this article, it said that circumcision rates are lower in poor areas. When determining causation, it's important to look for possible confounding factors. Here, is it really likely that lack of circumcision causes an…

Even Jesus would have hated it if he actually existed.

Yep, that would make my skin crawl. I was on a flight out of Atlanta this Spring that was already seriously delayed, and I was fucking over it, and sick of being told for the umpteenth time that it would just be "30 more minutes," when one of the flight attendants announced that one of the baggage handlers was going…

'And I'm so brave for making these jokes that as soon as I recieve the slightest bit of criticism for them I will tell the critic that she deserves to be raped and murdered. And I will encourage all my white, male friends to do likewise!'