He also hosted the 2016 Radio and Television Correspondents’ Dinner which was probably a good audition/rehearsal for the WHCD gig.

I thought meth was the biggest problem facing Kentucky. But I was wrong. It’s frosted lipstick.

Because this is America in 2017. We lent the airlines billions of dollars to help them stay in business after September 11th, most of which has never been paid back, and this is how they treat paying customers now.

I always love Modcloth’s designs and cuts but am I the only one who has been perpetually disappointed by how cheap the fabric they always use feels? It’s always like, oh that looked like SUCH a good dress online, but it’s made of weird like polyester instead of cotton... I gave up on them for that reason

I’ve always had a love-hate relationship with Modcloth in the case of their sizing and exorbitant mark-ups on their clothes.  I have items that they sell that I’ve bought elsewhere for a fraction of the cost. That being said, I have clothing from them that I wear constantly and love.

John Mellencamp sounds exactly like every person I’ve ever dated. And also like my dad. 🤔

Schwartz and Sandoval should be married and raising kids together. No one loves and supports each of them as much as the other one does. Obviously they would sleep with other people. 

The bro thing was another reason I didn’t like Bumble. I mostly seem to be attracted to nerds. Especially if they have beards and are snarky.

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

Didn’t XOjane give us “Placenta Bag Lady”?

Was the sandwich lady story first on xoJane? The one who was clearly angling for a book deal about making sandwiches for her boyfriend while simultaneously ruining love and sandwiches?

The commenters there had a tendency to be...oh, I guess “hideous” wouldn’t be too strong.

What say you, cheerleaders?

It’s official. The Bachelor has turned into Burning Love, except without the irony.

In my fanfic he does.

We better see his dick this time or I’m gonna burn Universal Studios down.

Thank you for sharing. I’d taken a dating hiatus and therefore quit taking birth control. Recently been thinking about getting back out there and getting an IUD and then all this Trump business happened so it brought it to the forefront of my mind.

And we know THAT never happens (cheating).

Phew! That is good to know. I knew it was uncomfortable, but this article was making me rethink things when it mentioned throwing darts at my cervix level pain. I have pretty awful cramps, but I would never explain them that way.

Your heavier periods have subsided!?!? Mine are still heavy and 4/5 days longer despite me being a month or two shy from my Paragard’s insertion date. :(