I love my IUDs. I had a Mirena, or hormonal IUD, after giving birth. It was fine, although I was disappointed that I still got my period—I was hoping it would go away entirely as it does for many women. It did seem to exacerbate my hormonal acne on my chin over time. So when it was time to switch it out, I changed…

Anyone else been ill all day? I feel like I have a combination of mono, being left at the altar, and kicked in the groin. Exercise helped. And I’m super proud of myself for only eating ONE pint of Ben and Jerry’s vegan Chunky Monkey.

Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

OK IS ANYBODY ELSE WATCHING CNN POST DEBATE COMMENTARY?? BECAUSE ONE OF THE WOMEN JUST SAID THAT DONALD TRUMP’S STAMINA DIES OUT AFTER 45 MINUTES AND THE SHADE MURDERED ME.
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Yikes.

This just happened, on the 1st of this month.

A few years ago, my then-3 year old had a fever which I was treating with baby Tylenol. I gave him his dose before bed, got distracted and walked into his room to see him holding the medicine bottle in one hand and the dropper in the other saying “I give myself a medicine!!”

Here’s a fresh one from summer 2016.

Because we ARE more than objects, we ARE people, and we shouldn’t have to shout it from the rooftops to be heard.

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

Me, right now:

I’m totally reading every last post about this divorce, but is anyone else starting to hate themselves for it just a little?

are all the covers of tabloid magazines black today? it’s their 9/11.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

charge your ipad. stay woke and stay above %30 battery

I really can’t stand Fred Armisen, but the feminist bookstore is some of the funniest shit that’s ever happened.

Now i know what a Hillary presidency will do. The White House walls will be stained red. In cabinet meetings, men will stay silent out of fear of being mocked and ignored. Their penises will remain flaccid for next 4 to 8 years.