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Wait, he’s cheating on me???

The reason was that photography was really rare and expensive back then, so most people only hired photographers for special occasions, like weddings. So if a kid died young, it was entirely probable that the parents had never taken a photo of their kid when he was alive, so this was their last chance to get a photo

What matters is the face.

HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY

Me rn:

I think he just wants us to post nudes of Ryan so he can work things out about a man who makes him feel things...

COUNTERPOINT:

I have with an Ex and FYI it feels exactly like these:

i IRL gasped

I would rather die at 45 than never eat a croissant again.

Ugh, I totally hate where my spleen is. If I could just move it up a bit, I’d be totally hot.

I bid two goats and an acre of farmland of a goodly soil.

First photo looks like she just realized she agreed to sleep with Donald Trump to save America.

I really like that first cake because I could eat a bunch of it and be left with “I think I love you” which would be nice.

They were showing a lot of footage of season 1 Jax on WWHL last night and I gotta say that he was a pretty foxy dude until the coke and steroid bloat took over.

PETER ALL DAY!!!!!!

Contrary to the one-size-fits-all sex approach that pervades the media, most women don’t climax after really fast, thrusty, clothes-on sex sans foreplay.

Anthony Anderson: “Stacy Dash is kinda being shitty”

“I JUST DON’T TOLERATE IT.” preach, girl!!

While it’s not cool for Ye to slut shame Amber, it’s also not cool that Amber’s go to attack on Kanye is that he’s gay or less than a man because he’s into whatever. Buried in your links his her most recent gross tweet.