Thanks for getting me banned. Brave move.

You know who doesn't get mad when you confuse them with someone else? White people. Anything to feel like a victim I guess.

When your asshole is loose enough to just randomly slide a finger in it without even trying, you’ve got bigger issues than washing your hair with piss. Yikes. Dude even put it right on the bottle to take a drink. Use your other hand guyyyy.

You guys, with all of the constand hand wringing and over reacting, only tell half the story. Yes, measles was (mildly) dangerous when people still had a high mortality rate from the ensuing complications. This isn’t the 1940's. It’s not like they are spreading a form of untreatable colon cancer.

I’m down with that. Let’s take it to the natural next step and do the same for all communicable diseases. You still in?

That’s fine. Just remember you said that the next time we call you guys out on something and you react in utter shock and horror. Can't have it both ways. 

When “oppressed groups” achieve equality WITHOUT bringing others down in order to be equal, no reasonable person pissy about it.

This may be the most purposely unaware ironic blog post in history. Let’s count a few of the ways you’ve missed the bullseye. May I remind you of the daily hot takes on this site and your calls for the other side to be more civil-

Not sarcasm. Yes, I meant the US. Think of all of the things that kill more than 500 people a year that we spend even less time talking about. I'm not against vaccines but damn, it isn't that much of an issue. 

Who in the hell just reads the approved comments? The greys are the only reason anyone even reads the comments.

Lol. Measles crisis? It only killed 500 people per year before we came up with a vaccine. Much ado about nothing. 

Can't handle a different opinion? 12 year olds shouldn't be allowed to comment on here anyway. Where are your damn parents?

You paid for a law degree and you spend your weekends as an editor for this shithole making $15,000 a year? Story checks out.

Was there a slur in there that I missed? 

And despite Samer’s insistence that his own decision making thus far has been better than Bret’s, here he sits writing for a site that is  about as enlightening as used toilet paper.

The outrage culture is real on both sides. The difference is, she still has a job and he hasn’t accomplished a damn thing in his life except for leading protests. Wooo hoooo you're going places kid.

Dude, wtf are you talking about? Maybe young conservatives but certainly not the older ones that run the party. I'm a conservative and like to smoke weed, that doesn't mean all of them do.

Of course it matters. Ahh you must be one of the shorties.

This is why you petty motherfuckers will lose again in 2020. The Republicans actually did what you wanted and you just shit all over it because it’s not enough. Whether they refused to do it when Obama was in office or not, they’ve done it now so maybe be a little bit grateful. Their base had no interest in it. Matter…

Tell me again what the problem is with this?