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Oh I am fully aware and I accept the rights and responsibilities that come with this.

You just wrote Blake Lively fanfic. I wanted you to know that.

1. "Not many women can wear denim overalls, strappy Louboutin stilettos, and a Navajo-blanket poncho and get away with it, but Blake Lively can. "

I will be much less annoyed by Blake Lively's persistent presence in the public sphere despite having not a whole lot of talent (but so much effervescence and hair!) when Leighton Meester finally gets her due.

You're just jealous of us incisive, critical commenters with really gorgeous, popular brains!

How and why did Blake Lively get a THIRD Vogue cover? Has she done ANYTHING since Gossip Girl other than get married and have long hair?

It seemed that the promoter had comically misunderstood his guidelines. It seemed like he was conflating the policies for selling tables, comping tables, and arranging promotional staff. If someone wants a comp for their brand event, you get pictures of the "booth babes" because they will be floating the line between

Everyone should just send them our Knotting fan fic; that'll stop this "spying" shit cold in its tracks.

They're not reading my fan fiction role play, right? RIGHT?

Hey remember when Bill Maher did a whole movie about religious intolerance

"Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who's trying to kill u - u can only hold her wrists so long before you have to slap her" and also murder anyone else in the area, and burn down all the houses, and wreck her town's infrastructure and economy.

Seriously, dude. And I haven't seen half the crap that guy has!

My plan, eventually, is to adopt. Rather than add to the population myself, I would like to give a home to a child who otherwise would not have one.

I completely agree with this sentiment! I've felt this way for a long time (I remember saying it as a teenager in the early 90's), and with everything that has been happening, it only solidifies.

Do you think an employer should have the right to say how an employee spends her paycheck?

Where does she say or act like she's owed anything? She asked and was refused, and said thanks anyway and tried to disengage. But he wouldn't stop talking about hippos and whales and hitting her over the head with their "hot girls only" rule.

When I was planning my birthday party in Vegas, my childhood best friend was dragging her feet about coming on the trip and wouldn't tell me why. Finally, she confessed that she didn't want to come because she was convinced she'd be denied entrance to the club, or even asked to leave once inside, because she is