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Griffith Park is right next to hipster sanctuary that is Silverlake, so option two is the most likely. I mean seriously, where else is big cat dedicated to an organic, raw diet gonna get her noms? The parking at trader joes is a fracking nightmare!

Well if you had your aunt/godmother/former teacher-baby sitter-track coach Jessica to have your back you'd be fine. Otherwise, you're screwed.

There are a few possessions of which my ownership of are seared into my soul. Those pajamas (seriuosly, they were amazing), my Donnie Osmund Ken doll, my bionic woman playset (again, single most amazing toy EVER) and the shrunken head I got from Disneyland.

...errrr, perhaps I said too much.

I feel that Mr. Gunn and I are soulmates, of a sort. I do the exact same thing on my Sunday's except substitute "stares in vacillating mute horror/utter apathy at a ever increasing pile of laundry in my apartment while drinking tap water because I am too lazy to go to the store to restock my coke zero supply" for

OMG! SHAWN CASSIDY! I loved him when I was six! Had pajamas with his face on them and everything (She says with no small amount of misplaced pride), they were light blue and my very first pair of big girl pajamas.

I love that the consistent narrative in the comments is pretty much " Here, listen to the penis. It will tell you the same thing i just said but apprently facts sound more reasonable when coming from a floopy external sex organ and/or its host organism."

It was around the time I broke my THRID sewing machine, and never managed to figure out the trick of not ending up with stuff sewn to my pants leg while hand sewing, That I finally figured out sewing just might not be my thing. Luckily I discovered other things and me and those other things have been quite happy

I guess marriage is now forever? I mean unless you wanna get a shotgun divorce...

Agreed. Ya gotta do it for love of the game.

I am rocking the sweater and mom jeans combo. It's a classic look that never goes out of style because technically it was never in style.

After an lengthy study involving informally interviewing the Elsa fan base, basically asking little girls why Elsa is their favorite, I find her enormous popularity boils down to two significant factors; super powers and a sparkly dress.

I got invited over to watch Hudson Hawk for that. I think i must have been doing something very wrong in my twenties.

"Also, with all these inner voices, we need an Inside Out version of Ana's head voices. I nominate Tina Fey as her inner monologue and Amy Poehler as her inner Goddess."

Jane does yoga (she lives in her lulu mon yoga pants and always looks flawless, even after an hour of standing on her head in hot yoga) and Lizzy attempts to do yoga but with less success and is always getting shushed by the instructors because serenity is just not her thing and really, she is simply standing on one

Also I kinda want this to be a real thing too. Book, TV show, web series, I will take anything.

I kinda feel we are all Kitty. Just watching the crazy and being devastated because we are the well adjusted who does not run off with assholes or marry rock stars, the one who falls in between the cracks and is ignored. Then we hit college and realize how awesome we really are.

Oh God Mary. The only one who actually reads her blog is Mrs Bennet and that is only if Mary sends her the link and then badgers her about it until she finally relents, after which she firmly adopts whatever crazy she finds there as the absolute literal truth. Then Lizzy gets called in to talk her down off the ledge

Agreed they are very rich, but they completely lack the ability to generate the drama she needs like the air she breaths, I mean what is the point of being rich if you are not going to be the absolute center of attention at any given gathering? Christening, funeral, bris, it all needs to be about her and proclaiming

I feel that Lydia would be anti vaxxer because her mom would basically be raising her kids and making those decisions for her, with many a consultation from Miss Mary, who agreed would be totally anti vaxxer but also single and childless because Mary.