“I thought he was gonna be mad, but he said he was proud of me.”

I solved the puzzle.

Here are the reasons you are completely wrong about this and the county absolutely needs to step in:

- The IBC (International Building Code) is not cobbled together randomly.
- Her not-up-to-code electrical, no matter how little she has, can start a fire that affects her neighbors.
- Her not-up-to-code architecture,…

This has nothing to do with whether or not she can “take care of herself” and everything in the world to do with international building code requirements and an interest in making sure the county isn’t fucking sued if she dies in there, which can absolutely happen.

Building code isn’t just randomly thrown together to…

1. Does everyone forget that FDR had fucking POLIO (though the diagnosis isn’t 100 percent certain) and was wheelchair-bound?

2. Why are we continuing to pay attention to this sociopath?

I was more amused by the number of teams continually bringing the ball out of the endzone and not managing to get anywhere near the 25.

There needs to be some kind of acknowledgement from the NFL that Denver were absolute shitheels about this the entire game. Fines at a minimum.

And the officials not calling any of it except at the end needs to be addressed as harshly as possible.

Could this just be Serena starting to show signs of getting older?

I know 34 isn’t old for most people, but sports tends to be a completely different story.

The presidential debate moderator line-up should be:

Samantha Bee leading off
Stephen Colbert
Jessica Williams
Jon Stewart batting clean-up

You’re welcome, America.

Five years ago when that comment was written, it was Abandonware for all intents and purposes.

Obviously, not now.

However good or bad a singer she is every other day of the year, it doesn’t change the fact that this particular performance was pitchy as fuck.

It wasn’t a comment on the quality of the film, but the success (or in this case, failure) of the film in terms of returns. Hollywood is risk averse to the point of hysteria and they always take exactly the wrong lesson away from box office failures. Ghostbusters didn’t make money (it *might* break-even, but only…

Well, Ghostbusters ended up being a step back in that regard, unfortunately.

“I honestly never understood that argument. I just never experienced the feeling that these games were anything other than linear.”

No one calls NRG Stadium “NRG Stadium” here. It’s Reliant. It will always be Reliant.

Throw Chris Roberts in there and you’ve got a complete team.

“And “major” wearing a bra and one can see the straps...”

....what an insanely weird thing to fixate on.

I wonder if we took a sample of my generation to find out the percentage that is suffering from severe arrested development how high that would be.

“Correct me if I’m wrong but one of the victims agreed with the probation resolution.”

That’s not going to mean shit to the college girl he does this to because now he knows he can get away with it.

By pronouncing it the right way: “Pah-Stah”

Al Franken should be the obvious choice here.