just watch this. seriously.

Trump’s base isn’t voting for a Jew to be President or VP.

The Germans even have a word for it! :)

they’ll have their money and their good looks, but the respect of virtually no one.

Sex? With Kushner? You think she would be cheating on daddy like that?

Naw. If you wished, like, ill or death upon them, that’d be problematic. But taking delight in their self-created misery doesn’t make you a shitty person. There’s no Biblical commandment that says “Thou shalt not indulge in schaudenfraude.”

Okay Paul Ryan, what exactly does Trump have to say before you get bothered? Asking for some friends (millions of them).

I believe the clinical term is “hate fuck”...

It isn’t ridiculous to say that there were better options in this race; they just weren’t given any serious consideration.

Um. You really don’t want a Roomba to be running around the house if you have animals. Even if your dogs are totally cool with it, all it takes is ONE accident. ONE stomach bug or nervous pooping that will end with your Roomba now painting your floor in dog poop.

Um. You really don’t want a Roomba to be running around the house if you have animals. Even if your dogs are totally…

So drug school.

I trained for years at a deep web monastery with super awesome hacker ninjas. It’s cool, I wouldn’t expect someone who’s not an insufferable nerd like me to understand.

“ThinkGeek is Officially a Legal Adult, and They’re Celebrating With a Sale”

“ThinkGeek is Officially a Legal Adult, and They’re Celebrating With a Sale”

I’m brand new to Deadspin and the other comments make me feel pressured into calling Chris a dirtbag. Am I missing something? I won’t call him a dirtbag, but I WILL say that his method is pure genius.

I can kinda understand trying to queue up with a streamer you are a genuine fan of...its kinda like standing in the back of a venue waiting for that moment the performer makes their way to their bus/vehicle.

Chris Christie, is that you?

Boy, Shonda has got to get better writers for this next season of Scandal...

Remember when it was a “national travesty” when Barack was photographed with his foot on the desk in the oval office?

Remember when Michelle Obama correctly stated that the White House was built by slaves and conservatives lost their ever-loving minds? I’m sure this news will be met with the appropriate condemnation from them.